Look who's having sex with mommy -- The beginning of the end -- Dumb and dumber -- Guess who's leaving through the window? -- My little nugget -- Desperado -- Skid-mark -- Thunder -- Shrinky dink -- Don't believe a word I say -- The cookie monster -- Doctor, doctor -- Oh, shut up already! -- A wedding story -- Overboard -- Out of the closet -- Rerun -- False alarm.

Handler, a stand-up comedienne and featured prankster on the television show Girls Behaving Badly, now adds author to her résumé. Chronicling her often wild sex life, this collection of offbeat and laugh-out-loud-funny essays includes a tale of waking up naked with a midget and a narrative of an affair with a Vegas stripper. Though the book seems to rely on the humor of the actual one-night stand, the standout pieces occur near the end, as Handler's attempts at casual sex become less successful and she begins to consider adopting a slightly more conservative lifestyle. In fact, the most entertaining essay concerns not sex but her substance-abusing gay friend's antics at her sister's wedding. Drawing on a supporting cast of hilariously well-drawn family members and friends, Handler succeeds in penning a smart, funny, and quick read. The booze-fueled tales of sex, however, are most likely inappropriate for school and academic libraries or more conservative communities. Recommended for the Sex and the City crowd in public libraries.Amanda Glasbrenner